How your intellect could be destroying your romantic relationships.

Male P.M.S.

I will undoubtedly receive thousands of letters from my male counterparts for exposing this scarcely communicated fact, but, so be it. I have grown accustomed to controversy over the years.

Little known fact: Men endure symptoms of P.M.S.
Now, obviously our symptoms are not the same as a woman's and if you are at all familiar with my writings, you know that I am big on acronyms. The classic male disorder can be defined as follows:

P.power M.money S.sex

Unlike women who generally loathe their "time of the month", most men wholeheartedly embrace ours. The testosterone driven desire for power, money and sex has caused many men to veer off the narrow path of sane and rational behavior.

Truth: A house divided CANNOT stand...so know what you're working with.

Our insatiable quest for these three trinkets cause us to be most volatile in our personal relationships. On the one hand we want the monogamous relationship but, on the other, we strongly desire the status that these three kings will bring us, so we are forced to choose. Often times than not, men will choose the latter  because the former can always be attained afterward. Most women I know are attracted to the man in possession of these three kings when they first meet him. but the piece most overlooked is that his definition of success came in three. Power, Money AND Sex. The first two kings do not present an obstacle because they, too, may benefit by association, but they vehemently fight to dethrone the third mighty king by thinking that, somehow, their sex alone should be enough to satiate his thirst. That's the first mistake. The successful man knows that he has plenty options and is very accustomed to exercising them at leisure.

Hard Truth: Remember the Golden Rule...
This is not an equal opportunity situation. He is golden so you don't rule. If you did not contribute to the accumulation, do not try to influence the distribution. I know you are all that and he should feel "lucky" to have you, but in his particular area of operation, you are one of many. I will bring this to a close by simply stating that high hopes equal high consequences and male P.M.S. is a reality. Honestly assess the object of your desire and determine if he is either in possession of or in route to these "three kings" and govern yourself accordingly.

Fake Friends

I arrived to find her weeping on the marble bathroom floor. Deep down she knew her friends didn't love her. The clues were too obvious to deny. Whenever she would experience occasional  hardship in her life they were among the first to say,  "I told you so!"  Being knocked to the ground by a unscrupulous stranger is one thing, but to be dragged through the mud by people who profess to love you is something different altogether.

"No one understands me." she said between sobs, "What do you do when your best isn't good enough?"

 That was a great question. It was a question asked by a fragile heart riddled with years of disappointment.
A question that could not be glossed over with some generic, garden variety response that would provide temporary relief but no lasting benefit. I twirled a few of her curly locks between my fingers while I searched for a reply.
 I spoke the two words that came to mind:
 "Do better."
She looked up at me with those tear filled eyes.
"Do better?" she quietly whispered, "but I always give them my best."
Sigh...
Step back, I'm going in...

"Doing your best for people ill-inclined to recognize your efforts is like comparing a banjo to a violin. Both have strings and both are capable of producing music, but the sound quality, tonality and pitch will vary greatly. Whereas one is considered rather common, the other has an air of sophistication and class. So it is with people. Sometimes "doing better" simply means upgrading your audience. not altering the way you play."
"But they have always been there for me all along, I can't just let them go." she sniffled.
"Venereal diseases have been there for you all along too, but you seem to have avoided them pretty nicely."
"Ew, that's disgusting. You're crazy, Vincent!" she giggled.
 At least the sun was beginning to break through the clouds.
 "You appoint the people you want close to your heart and you redesignate the ones you do not. Real friends serve as "kickstands"  when you lean. Fake friends just "kick". ( and figuratively speaking, this girl had a gang of footprints on her back) "The point I am making is that you have the power to choose."
"It's not that simple. You make it sound so easy." she whined.
"Definitely not easy, but absolutely possible. Let's start by getting you off this bathroom floor and into that shower. You smell."

After her bath we left the estate and painted the town. There is so much to do in LA and needless to say we had a marvelous time. A few weeks later I was rummaging through a stack of letters when I happened to come across this particular ditty. Eyeing the envelope I knew exactly who it was from... It read:

Update:  Dear Vincent, three months have passed since our last rendezvous and I am happy to report that I have regained my strength! My new reality show is about to debut on a major network, I have met exciting new friends (and have added a couple million to the bank account) I feel it safe to say, thanks to you, that I have a new outlook on life! Thanks for the great advice and if you aren't doing anything this weekend I would love to fly you out to Aruba to celebrate! I hope to see you in a few days.Hugs and kisses ...  Lisa R.

I smiled as I refolded the letter and placed it over the fireplace.

"Aruba, here I come."

How To Attract Beautiful Women

The Alpha female usually surrounds herself with less attractive females. This method proves beneficial to all involved. It works for the Alpha female because it assures that she will be the most desired and sought after woman in the group. It helps her "underlings" because they will benefit from the added attention by association. To get to the Alpha you must first penetrate the pack and that can be a most daunting challenge, but today I will share my time tested technique of infiltration.
Remember: Men are more logical than women but the laws that govern attraction follow no clear patterns of logic.
Strategy: Set her apart from her friends, but for all the wrong reasons.(Keep in mind that she is accustomed to a lot of attention so her experiences will be different than theirs)
Goal: To be viewed and discussed in a positive light once you leave.
Now you may be thinking. "All this sounds great, Vincent, but I have no game."
Relax, I am getting ready to share with you a well guarded trick of the trade that works ninety-five percent of the time. Before I teach you this technique, I must first warn you that confidence is key. So, even if you perfect everything I am about to share with you, but you lack the confidence required for execution: you will FAIL. That being said, let us get to the heart of the matter...

The Approach:  Be certain of your choice before you start your approach. Last minute changes after you've committed could work against you. Walk to the table with a smile. Greet them as a unit and start a conversation. Personally, I would recommend something along these lines...

"Hello. You look like a group of intelligent, able-minded women. Perhaps you could give me some insight on something I overheard today...

This method works because you have successfully engaged the whole clan. At this point, singling out one over the others could be considered disrespectful and earn you "buster" points. Once you collect a few "BP'"s  from  one clan member others usually follow.

Listen: It really doesn't matter what the others have to say, the only opinion you are interested in is the Alpha. Agree with everyone until she, (Alpha), speaks, then strongly disagree with her. Respectfully argue your point against hers. This display promotes friction and personal interaction. She is used to men agreeing with her to get in her good graces, but your ability to hold your ground will arouse her. There is also a good chance of her girlfriends siding with you since you agreed with their points earlier.It is important to know when to stop this back and forth banter, because you don't want to appear brutish. As you prepare to leave, thank the group for their time and valuable insight. Make a remark to the Alpha along the lines of:
"I would give you my number if I didn't think you would stalk me!"
This will usually spark an equally witty and flirtatious response. If it does, you're in there.

At this point walk away. Do not disturb them again. If you should happen to know other people attending the event hang with them, if not, locate other attractive people and blend in. Trust me, the table is talking about you and the Alpha female is covertly  tracking your movements.

There are several ways to close this deal of deliberate attraction. I will suggest one method and leave the others to your own resourcefulness and imagination.

Closing the Deal: If you have friends attending the event, go "borrow the Alpha"  for a few minutes and make introductions. (If you are attending alone, the method works the same way) Introduce her as the most fascinating woman you have met in a while and casually suggest exchanging contact information. In my experience, whatever you write down on a piece of paper she will unconsciously mirror it. I would suggest a name and email address since most people will ask for a phone number.

This is only one of many available techniques, but if properly applied this one will work wonders in increasing your dating success.

Gigolo Basic Training 101

Today, I will teach you the methodology of securing and seducing an older woman.

First, let's identify the prey.

Women sexually peak much later in life than men. In that truism lies the potential for a beautiful, if not perfect, storm. The older and more successful a woman becomes, so do her sexual needs and allowances. Her traditional definition of a man takes a backseat to advanced age and diminishing options.

Step One: After identifying the target, remain patient until she notices you. Older women are not bashful and will approach a man who piques their interest. Never, under any circumstance, initiate the wallet, fore whoever pays for the first anything establishes that pattern for the duration of the relationship. (Most men make this fatal mistake). After a while, pretend you have someplace to go. (This is called the sink and hook). Notice her reaction... What's her physiology? Has she been invading your personal space? Has she touched you often? If she has slightly parted her legs while talking to you, it's a subconscious cue she is sexually attracted. Do not proceed further until you notice these signs.

Step Two: Showcase your charisma. Talk about the novel you are writing or the hunting expedition you shall soon be undertaking. Most of the men her age are stable and predictable, appealing to a young girl but does not appeal to an older woman's desire for adventure and risk. The timing of your first intimate contact must be impeccable, as most women will remember even the most minute details of a first kiss.

Step Three: Project a sense of struggle. As long as you can evoke the image of a suffering young man, you are golden. She does not want to hear that you are winning. (that's what older men are for). Eventually, her maternal disposition kicks in, followed by her purse strings. Tread carefully, though. If you are too eager, she will run; she will be confused too slow. If you have been playing your cards right, she should be paying your rent and other miscellaneous living expenses when you reach this milestone.

Step four: Exploit her sexuality. An experienced woman with raging hormones can provide all sorts of carnal delights. Your imagination is an open invitation to the willing older woman. When a woman owns her body, she can even turn the missionary position into an extraordinary experience.

If you are worth your salt, you will have her religiously talking about you to her other affluent girlfriends.

The conflicting desire to be with her yet be on your own so that you may finally come into yourself is called "continual resistance," and it is vital. If she believes this ruse, she will physically introduce you to her friends (to get their vote of confidence) before she openly declares her love and desire to move in with you. 

Hold steady!

For far greater treasure, embrace the temporary discomfort that awaits the patient and wise. An older woman has access to a world of social and professional opportunity that youth cannot even begin to fathom. Age is like a secret society, proving to be a limitless source of possibility to its members. Undoubtedly the woman has changed her career path at least once, likewise her friends. She has carefully accumulated contacts and favors. One need not know the cost of patronage if one knows the patron. And one need not be her child to partake of the motherly affections of help and promotion an older woman offers. Both emboldened by your strong back and her newly found sexual prowess, she will help you succeed, motivated by the fear that her boy toy could up and leave her at a moment's notice. 

Never say that you do not love her, which, by default, means that you never tell her you to love her, either.

A real job is counter-productive as a well-played game of gigolo can provide you with all of your material needs and creature comforts.

Lastly, avoid the game killer:

GREED.

Should one of her girlfriends happen to one day call you out of the blue, be cautious. It is either a trap or an invitation to a more lucrative arrangement. Not knowing the difference proves financially fatal.

Point to Ponder: You will only be as valuable as your ability to stay out of reach and provide consistent excitement, fear, and crises, so it is well-advised that you keep that chest and those abs firmly in place.

What Men REALLY Want

The Zone of Enchantment (Z.O.E.): noun; definition. YOUR VAGINA.

The Heart Attack: adj; definition. A MAN'S ROMANTIC RESPONSE TOWARDS YOU.

Here goes...

The only thing men want from you is your vagina.

This simple truth is so hard for most women to comprehend. Even though I am one of the most sought-after "Men for Hire" in the country, most women reading this post will REFUSE to believe me. They will allow their over-romanticized inner child to continuously deceive them into waiting on a Prince Charming that will never come.

It warrants repeating.

Ladies...

The one thing you possess that men want most is your VAGINA!!!

If you did not possess a vagina, most men would not deal with you... period.

It's true.

Instead of accepting this truth, you would rather make it about your heart, emotions, or ability to inject companionship into his life. (all of which can be attained by simply joining a local men's club or buying a dog). No, HE wants your "Z.O.E.," and YOU want him to have a Heart Attack. Since these are two entirely opposing objectives, they collide. Women bring too much emotional expectation to the table that threatens to challenge the man's unspoken motto:

 "When you want to talk, call a friend. When you want to @#%$; call me."

Let's talk biology... notice how our bodies are designed.

Men are "punchers," and women are "receivers," On some level, we are constantly at war.

No matter how tough you are, if you "receive" enough "punches" to the gut, you are going down.

Imagining that you can offer your sex in exchange for his heart is like squaring off in the ring with a professional fighter. You may last a few rounds and even manage to score a few points, but eventually, you will end up lying flat on your back. The question now becomes, "Where do you go from here?"

Answer this. "How has your state of thinking worked out for you?" If the man of your dreams is a permanent fixture in your life, I congratulate you. But if you are tired of walking around the same mountain of discontent and want to attract a "real" man into your life, use his desire to your advantage and e.t.c...which stands for...

Erase the Coochie... pretend it doesn't even exist.

It will not be easy, especially if "giving it up" has been your primary pattern in the past, but when you close the Z.O.E, you increase the odds of a Heart Attack! Men are wired to "Chase the Cat." He brings cards, candy, and flowers during that chase. Romantic dinners, good conversation, walks in the park. He makes time for you, talks to you all hours of the night, and makes himself available to your every whim....are you starting to get the picture? All these things are romantic keys used to pick the lock of your Zoe. You possess (and will keep) this incredible power to influence his heart attack until the moment he picks your lock. It goes downhill because you have played the only actual card you had in your hand. Now, if you complain, it's on to the next one.

Point to ponder: We don't get what we deserve; we get what we negotiate. Keep your power.

Men are DOGS

3-2-1...
"Happy New Year!" the crowd screamed in unison as the  ball reached the end of its descent.
"Happy New Year, indeed." I said aloud as I tapped the off button on the remote control.
Despite the usual requests and carnal invitations, I had decided to bring in the new year alone.
"I need a Nespresso." I thought to myself as I sat on the couch wiggling my toes.
It was at that moment the red light on my answering machine started to blink...
"It can wait, Vincent." whispered the little voice inside my head.
The purpose of staying in tonight was to self reflect.
NEVERTHELESS...
Every red flash piqued my interest all the more.
Since the call bypassed my mobile and went straight to my machine, it had to be urgent.
"Vincent, this is Eva. Call me. It's important!"
Normally I wait a few hours before returning a call, but her voice suggested that I abandon protocol.
She picked up on the first ring.
"It's a brand new year and I have been through so much with this damn man...
"Eva."
"There is no way in hell I am going to let him treat me like a fool! If he thinks...
"Eva..."
" Look at me. I have options! Any man would feel lucky to have me on his arm and...
"EVA, SHUT UP!"
Perhaps she was not accustomed to being told to shut up or maybe she had never before heard me raise my voice.
Either way she calmed down and collected herself.
"That's better. Now, what's going on?"
"I apologize for losing my cool like that." she said. "Its just that I don't get this man! He does everything wrong!"
Oh,oh.
Whenever I hear the words "never", "always", "everything"...it's usually a sure sign of relational dysfunction. (As a matter of fact, those are the words I often zero in on when attracting business.)
We can discuss that later. Let's get back to Eva...
"How does he irk you?" I asked.
She exploded like a time bomb...
"He never makes me feel like the center of his attention. He never compliments me or tells me how attractive I am. Everything he does revolves around other women. He's such a flirt!"
The litany continued for several minutes concluding with,
"He is such a dog!"
"A dog?"
"Yes! A dog."
"Good for you." I simply replied.
She did not anticipate that response...
"What the hell is wrong with you, Vincent! How is any of that good for me?"
"Well, you called him a dog. That's a VERY good thing."
While her mental gears were still processing that statement, I continued.
"It's not at all a bad thing to compare your man to a dog. In every instance you complained about earlier, what was the one thing that remained consistent?"
"That he was a butt-hole?" she offered.
"Or, I retorted, that he kept coming home...
"I'm not following you, Vincent."
I decided to go a little deeper.
"Is it safe to assume that you reminded him of "everything" he was doing wrong?"
"Yes, I did! If I didn't tell him, how would he know how to change?
"Eva, you are a nag. And being nagged is like being slowly pecked to death by a duck."
I was already in a hole. I might as well keep digging...
"Loyal, protective, loving, faithful, and attentive are just a few adjectives used to describe the common traits of a dog. They are known as "man's best friend" are rarely obstinate and consistently dependable. Depending on the particular breed of dog they will even fight, risking losing their life to save yours."
"Interesting, she said. Keep going."
"Okay. Now let's look at the antics of a puppy. Puppies play. They hardly follow instructions and pretty much do whatever they want to do. Puppies are impatient and can become destructive when they do not receive adequate attention. When dealing with a puppy, you quickly learn that it's not about you, it's all about him. I would venture to say that you have rarely dealt with a devoted dog, you've entertained playful puppies."
Several seconds passed in silence. She was thinking.
"Wow, puppies..." she said. Not dogs, but puppies!"
She erupted in laughter.
"I never thought of it that way!"
"Most women don't."
"Well, do you have any puppy training tips to offer?"
"Yes. Be patient. It takes time, but eventually all puppies grow into adult dogs."
"I think I can do that. Thanks, Vincent!"
"Sure. And since we are on the subject of tips..."
"I know, I know. Geez! One day I'm not not going to need your advice."
"I'm sure, but in the meantime, cash or credit card will suffice."
"You are a dweeb."
I contemplated giving her the definition of that word, but decided against it.
"Coming from you, I'll take that as a compliment." I said. 
"And, Eva?"
"Yes, Vincent?"
"Happy New Year."

Gigolo vs Escort...Bear Kills Lion

It's rare that I make the time to debunk the many myths and stereotypes that surround this profession. After all, men of my caliber and skill are rarely romantically encountered outside of the very close knit circles we inhabit. That leaves room for copycats and wannabes. The general consensus is that Escorts and Gigolos are one and the same. This could not be  further from the truth. The thread that binds us is that we both screw. The divide that separates us is that we do it differently. The former screws the body, the latter, the mind.
Time to elaborate...
BOTH Gigolos and Escorts are predators. I will liken them to a Polar bear and Lion. There is no denying that both animals are Alpha on their respective turf.  The prime differentiator is technique and selection of prey.
The Escort
Escorts are like lions. They are very formidable, but they go after weaker prey. Their style is to ambush and attack from behind. They generally hunt in groups called a pride. One of the major techniques of lions is to isolate their prey from the pack. They do this by carefully studying the "herd" and when a slower, less capable member is identified, they make their move. Escorts usually hunt in "packs". They have established beforehand who will do what. After laying back and surveying various groups of women, they select the weakest team and further isolate the weakest members of that team. A pride of lions instinctively know that more that one "meal" can be scored among a weak clan if the herd is properly separated. Usually the weaker group will have several members who suffer from some form of insecurity. Insecure women are generally strong as a unit, but fragile as individuals.  Once isolated, the unsuspecting victim has little defense against the sharp claws and teeth of the Escorts charm. What usually ensues is unbridled, mind-blowing sex. And once a woman experiences that...
#GAME OVER. 
Most of her treasure is methodically drained through the gaping hole of her exploited sexuality. The Escorts victory is usually short-lived, though. The largest sexual organ a woman possesses is her brain and eventually that organ will need ample stimulation as well.
IMPRESSIVE, nevertheless. Next on deck...
The Gigolo
It's not by accident that the elusive Gigolo is compared to the magnificent Ursus maritimus. The very sight of the "Christmas" bear disarms your defenses and makes you want to have a Coke and a smile. How can something so cute be dangerous? Polar bears are loners and are extremely confident in their ability to subdue. The fact that Polar bears are seldom seen in groups makes identifying them in the wild a very difficult feat, (Unless,of course, you know where to look...)
Sea bears are not intimidated by the size and status of any of the prey it pursues. As a matter of fact, it usually hunts the largest member of the herd because it knows the larger the score, the longer the sustenance. A Polar bear's strength is in its ability to appear passive. The way it slides around on the ice and plays in snow are all tools it uses to deceive its prey. Why on earth should a wealthy woman with influence and status fear a charismatic, confident man who playfully mingles among the other prominent guests, while barely paying her any attention? She doesn't... until it's too late...
Most wealthy women are used to getting whatever they want, most Gigolos are expert at denying them. The Gigolo is a master of the "dangling carrot" ruse and uses it, quite effectively, to his advantage. Gigolos realize that a woman's sexuality can wane with time, but her imagination is timeless.
Tale of the tape
In the end the major difference between the two professions boils down to longevity. Although an escort is able to satisfy the temporary physical needs of his socially insecure host, he has yet to develop the skill set required to indefinitely manipulate the insatiable craving of her minds. The Gigolo, on the other hand, has...
Conclusion
 Escorts achieve a life, Gigolos acquire lifestyles and there is a big difference between the two.

Male P.M.S.

I will undoubtedly receive thousands of letters from my male counterparts for exposing this scarcely communicated fact, but, so be it. I have grown accustomed to controversy over the years.

Little known fact: Men endure symptoms of P.M.S.
Now, obviously our symptoms are not the same as a woman's and if you are at all familiar with my writings, you know that I am big on acronyms. The classic male disorder can be defined as follows:

P.power M.money S.sex

Unlike women who generally loathe their "time of the month", most men wholeheartedly embrace ours. The testosterone driven desire for power, money and sex has caused many men to veer off the narrow path of sane and rational behavior.

Truth: A house divided CANNOT stand...so know what you're working with.

Our insatiable quest for these three trinkets cause us to be most volatile in our personal relationships. On the one hand we want the monogamous relationship but, on the other, we strongly desire the status that these three kings will bring us, so we are forced to choose. Often times than not, men will choose the latter  because the former can always be attained afterward. Most women I know are attracted to the man in possession of these three kings when they first meet him. but the piece most overlooked is that his definition of success came in three. Power, Money AND Sex. The first two kings do not present an obstacle because they, too, may benefit by association, but they vehemently fight to dethrone the third mighty king by thinking that, somehow, their sex alone should be enough to satiate his thirst. That's the first mistake. The successful man knows that he has plenty options and is very accustomed to exercising them at leisure.

Hard Truth: Remember the Golden Rule...
This is not an equal opportunity situation. He is golden so you don't rule. If you did not contribute to the accumulation, do not try to influence the distribution. I know you are all that and he should feel "lucky" to have you, but in his particular area of operation, you are one of many. I will bring this to a close by simply stating that high hopes equal high consequences and male P.M.S. is a reality. Honestly assess the object of your desire and determine if he is either in possession of or in route to these "three kings" and govern yourself accordingly.