Are You A Swag Jacker?

Innovators are in danger of a relentless predator. It's the elusive, but ever present Swag Jacker. A swag jacker and a Hater are similar in context, but there is one major difference. Haters just HATE. They WISH they had your achievements. They WILL stab you in the back and talk about you like a wet dog, but it usually stops there. Not so with the Swag jacker. Swag jackers actually try to BE you. They steal pieces of your style and personality and try to make it their own. It usually starts with their wardrobe and spirals from there. A tell tale sign of a swag jacker is the staggering fact that they appear unnatural and forced, as if they are trying too hard. Next thing you know you have a Mini-me running around ransacking your hustle. The bottom line is that many "would-be" Professional Men of Pleasure have been forever spit out of the game, never to recover, due to the swag jacking epidemic. It's time we professionals stand in unity against this evil horde and reclaim the game. Would be Swag Jacker, you have officially been put on notice. Either create or cremate because you don't want to mess around one night and run into a pair of polished Italian leather loafers in a dark alley.