Falling in love is like falling into a ditch....

Honestly, when is the last time you wanted to fall into ANYTHING....Most people I know wouldn't see a deep ditch in front of them, contemplate the potential of personal injury, then run with reckless abandon and throw themselves into it and end up looking like Lil Wayne. Now, if we wouldn't knowingly FALL into a ditch, then why would we want to FALL in love? Falling sounds scary and painful...Why not trip and "stumble" into love...or roll back the covers and "lie down" on a soft mattress of love...or...Well, you get my point.....Falling is a natural occurance, but it definately is not a planned event. We usually fall when we are distracted....In the case with love, we are distracted by the inner beauty of the person"s character and the value they bring to our lives. We lose sight of our "selfish and single" mentality and end up driving off the road and landing in the "Ditch of Hitch" with the stains of love all over our clothes....Does anyone have any Clorox?